Webster’s Dictionary defines “funky” as… Wait a second.Webster’s don’t know shit about no funk. As a matter of fact, if we leave it to the Websters of the world, we’ll just keep on getting stuff that is allegedly funky but ain’t. You know what’s not:Winkerbean. Chicken. Monkey. Cold Medina. Marky Mark’s Bunch, which is nothing but Grand Railroad
with a sequencer. Any list of the anti-funk has to include electric dishwashers, Pringles™, (for that matter, anything with the ™ symbol), air fresheners, gum, and any pet with more than three legs. Try as they might, Afro wigs will never be funky. Neither could any hair product that is not human feces. Speaking of which, a Trustafarian can’t be funky, unless he is so committed that he forgets to go pick up his cheques…. Read more as KMC gets funky with da funk.